retrogasm:

Hi Barbie, this is Ken

retrogasm:

Hi Barbie, this is Ken

pennanpayper:

"Blaziken"- cool fire Pokémon

"Blazeitken"-Barbie encouraging bad choices

(via oyasumipoonani)

ethanoille:

Death of Marat

ethanoille:

Death of Marat

modmad:

HEY MINIONS so at the risk of you unfollowing/me sounding like a crazy person I’m going to ask you to do something very unusual today. I am going to ask you to watch a Barbie movie. (That’s it, up there. The whole thing. No really it’s like official no need to pirate it or anything how easy is that.)

WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO THAT? Well okay so for one I am one of the two storyboard artists that worked on this (yes, two board artists, for a whole film, get that into your head I can hardly believe we managed it myself), but I am about to blow your mind with the more important detail that the other storyboarder was also the director and also the first female director that a Barbie film has had. Ever. Wow. I know. I knooooow.

So, tumblr, this is why Barbie and the Secret Door is important; this is the first Barbie film directed by a woman. Watch it. There is a super great villain, super cute giant purple furry minions with English accents and very bright super colourful colours all over the place just wait until you get to the magical place I stg you need sunglasses. There are also a lot of songs which will get stuck in your head and aggressive jive dancing.

I am not saying it is the best film, I am not saying that there aren’t other films that deserve your attention more, but there was a whole team of people behind this one gem of a lady trying our very best to make this film good, and you know what? I like it. There are many things that could be improved, yes, and there were decisions made by Mattel that we simply could not change whether we agreed with them or not, but that’s the case with every film, and this film saw a huge shift in the effort and direction of Barbie films. Tell Mattel what you want to see fixed, yes, but tell them that you want to see more of this; more women in control of pictures that are aimed towards young girls (because, let’s face it, these are). These films get translated into every language, they access a lot of people, these films can have influence. We need to be able to use this medium in a positive way, and we tried to, we really did try with this film. Barbie should be a positive icon for feminism; she has been before!

So, yes, please check this out if you have the time, and give Mattel and Rainmaker the feedback that they need!

Being a true bad ass has no weight or gender requirement - just 100% commitment to greatness

Dwayne Johnson (The Rock)

as always, what the Rock’s cooking smells great. (via babywipesenthusiast)

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dizzydicks:

I scrolled down for an explanation and there was none.

(Source: greywitchh, via tokidokifish)

sofapizza:

slunchy:

baby wipes

well that’s disarming.

sofapizza:

slunchy:

baby wipes

well that’s disarming.

(Source: heroinych, via wrapscallion)

nevver:

Dreamhouse, Johnny Sutton

khazadspoon:

Fashion.

Don’t act desperate, Barbie.

khazadspoon:

Fashion.

Don’t act desperate, Barbie.

laughingsquid:

wave 1, A Giant Wave Made Out of Thousands of Barbie Dolls
nevver:

Get Barbie some medieval armor kickstarter
That particular shade of pink just SHRIEKS 90s.

That particular shade of pink just SHRIEKS 90s.

(Source: ghostiegirl, via 90s90s90s)

aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

(via zodiacally)

tgwfacomic:

I share this with you because I care.

tgwfacomic:

I share this with you because I care.

(Source: mizkitschbitch, via chisha)